Drive-Thru Shenanigans

I got a pretty fun call today. I always love when guys call me with really creative and fun things to talk about/do. It breaks up the monotony of the other boring bitches who lack the brains for stimulating conversations and interactions.

There is nothing more BORING and annoying than a guy who just gets on the phone and says, “humiliate me.” Like, I don’t know shit about you…how do you expect me to humiliate you? I guess they just want regurgitated lines of common bratty humiliation or something. I don’t bend to those requests because logically, it makes no sense to me.

And before I get into the story, I’m going to vent for a bit. If you are calling me on Niteflirt, have something to discuss AND engage in the conversation. If we are doing a roleplay participate. I swear sex must suck with whomever poor girl does it with you guys. Most of you are boring, useless idiots and it shows, LOL.

But anyway, I got an entertaining call today from a guy that just didn’t give a fuck. I love subs like him because they care about having fun in their fetish. This guy wanted me to say freaky things over speakerphone while he was getting fast food at Mcdonalds.

Now at first, I didn’t believe he was ACTUALLY going to do this. I thought we were just role-playing it out. But no, this guy was in the drive-thru lane of Mcdonalds. The whole fantasy is he was getting food for me and the guy’s cock he is sucking who is back at my place with me. So, I was telling him what we wanted via speakerphone, but also saying things like “hurry up bitch so you can get back and suck this DICK.”

So, if you know the process of getting fast food at Mcdonalds, it’s usually first window, pay and then pick up food. At every point, I was shouting obscene things, and the employees could hear me as he is doing the order. Needless to say, this was funny as hell. I wish I could see the reactions of the employees as he did this (he did it three times by the way.)

He says next time he is going to film himself doing this. I hope to see it if he does. This is what a fun call is! Take note guys.